No one ever said saving the world would be glamorous.














                                                    
                                                    No one ever said saving the world would be glamorous.
And for TGTG fans wondering if there's a sequel planned--the answer is yes! It's called The Purloined Number and it's expected to be available in 2013. Thank you for the interest!
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THERE GOES THE GALAXY

It’s the age-old tale of boy meets alien abductor. Boy meets stun-gun. Boy learns he’s the only one in the Universe who can save the Earth from extreme world makeover by inter-stellar landlords.

 

Yeah: he thinks it’s a bit much, too.

 

Like everyone else on his planet, Bertram Ludlow hasn’t paid much attention to fluctuations in the intergalactic real estate market. But as a cognitive psychology grad student, he has given some thought to what a complete mental breakdown looks like. And this is pretty close.

 

Now he’s discovering space is a mad and mind-boggling place where interspecies communication rests on the power of a gumball. Where androids demand better work/life balance. Where crime is Art, technology still has its bugs, and lasers don’t go “pyew-pyew.”

 

It’s also surprisingly easy to get on the Universe’s Most Wanted list.

 

So with the weight of the world on his shoulders and the cosmic law on his tail, can Bertram outrun, outwit, and out-bid to save the Earthling squatters from one spaced-out redevelopment plan?


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Jenn Thorson is an author, professional writer, and a compulsive weaver of fictions in the car, shower and other places she normally can’t find a pen. Her stories have been published in the Humor Press, the journal for the Lewis Carroll Society of North America, and Romantic Homes magazine. Learn more about Jenn.